Probably not so good with chips...

My dad boiled my fish.

No, really. He boiled my Poisson. A month ago. And he just had the decency to tell me about it today!

"Well, I was changing the water in his bowl, you know. I had him in another little bowl, and I was running hot water on the beads and stuff to kill the bacteria. Then, I was filling the bowl back up and I didn't wanna put him back into freezing cold water so I turned on a little bit of hot water, too. When I put the little guy back in the water, he seemed all happy. He was swimming all around in circles and doing little jumps out of the water. I thought he was having a great time cus I'd never seen him do that before. And then it dawned on me. 'Oh shit, that's hot water!' So, uh, yeah. I cooked him. Sorry."

Poor little guy. What a way to go.